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  4. WHEN PUGS DON’T LISTEN TO TACTS AND WIPE

     

  5. Started yoga, starting swimming, need to start cycling (and running when it’s not so stupidly hot). Still doing weights, need to do more core exercises and eating more healthily than ever. Come at me world.

     
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  7. crocobaby:

    Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

    (via nobodyisapictureperfect)

     
  8. coffeencakes:

    nice, what i’ve always wanted

    Worst feeling since rolling a 1.

    (via angrist)

     

  9. All I’m doing at the moment is working out and playing video games. If I could switch the games into a job I’d be set for 2nd year.

     

  10. Anonymous said: you shouldn't misquote Descartes

    headlikeanorange:

    "If there’s one thing I love, it’s being misquoted." -René Descartes

     
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  13. pluckypalaeontologist:

    sillyunicorntime:

    dieceased:

    daiyaoowada:

    I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

    image

    only in australia

    wait how did the emus win

    have you ever met an emu

    (Source: leafwhirlwind, via hakunayertatas)